Sunday, June 10, 2007

Weekend in London

London is such an incredible city. When I lived in Germany, I really didn't have a lot of interest in visiting London. I wanted to go to more "exotic" locations like Turkey and Morocco. When I finally did end up in London for a couple of days, I was blown away. This wasn't the bland city that had been rooted in my mind for so many years. There was so much to do. The variety of attractions could keep one busy for a lifetime. (I had similar experiences in New York City and Washington D.C.; I never had a desire to visit, and once I did I couldn't wait to go back).

Walking down the street, the variety in London is amazing. The people on the streets span every area of the globe. I don't know that there is anywhere else in the world where you can walk down the street and see such an incredible variety of cultures. You can get authentic foods from anywhere. London has it all.

So, when my biofuels "hobby" presented an opportunity to spend the weekend in London, I jumped at the chance. Not only did I get a firsthand look at a potential revolutionary new technology, but I had some time to walk around London and see some sights. I don't care too much for big cities most of the time, but London is really addictive. History and impressive architecture everywhere. Bentleys and Ferraris parked out on the street. Wide open green spaces throughout the city. It is an assault on the senses.

At one point, we walked over to Buckingham Palace. I was about to get my picture taken in front of the palace, when my friend pointed. I looked over, and this was what I saw:



Jesse Jackson and Daughter (?) at Buckingham Palace


I almost asked if I could have a picture taken with him, but I figured he probably gets pestered all the time for such things. Besides, I am not exactly a fan.

So, when he walked off, I walked over and had my picture taken in the same spot:




Me at Buckingham Palace 2 Minutes Later


The funny thing about the Jackson sighting is that I would have never noticed had my friend not pointed it out. Whereas my wife has some sort of 6th sense in this area, I am obvlivious. Once, when she took a trip to New York with friends, she spotted Donald Trump on the street and Starr Jones in a Burger King (no joke). She called me on that trip and said "I am standing here with Hugh Jackman!" I said "Huge who?" I didn't know who he was until she said "Wolverine from the X-Men."

I did experience a surreal moment in my hotel lobby. I was reading the international version of Newsweek. The cover story was How to Restore America's Place in the World. Now, I am no fan of George Bush, but as I read that story I found myself becoming a bit annoyed at the airing of our dirty laundry. The article detailed all of America's shortcomings. And I was sitting there, surrounded by people from half a dozen countries, and I was thinking "They probably think all Americans are like the stereotypes." And about that time, half a dozen drunk Americans came up, loud, laughing, and making a scene. I looked around and everyone was staring at them. And I thought "These people will all leave London will their stereotypes about Americans reinforced."

Still, I can't wait to visit again.

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Monday, January 01, 2007

England and Ireland

The following is a summary of a 7-day trip that I took with my Mom and sister to England and Ireland. During the trip, we were in 6 different countries and drove 1200 miles.


At Windsor Castle


Day 1, Friday, June 9, 2000 – We left the house at 6:46. Our plan was to drive to Calais, France, and take the Chunnel (channel tunnel) and then continue to London. We drove through southern Holland and then Belgium first. The last time I passed through Antwerp, Belgium the traffic was terrible, but this time it was a breeze. We actually arrived in Calais at 10:45. I had tickets for the crossing at 12:21, but they let us go ahead and cross. We drove onto a train, and it carried us through the tunnel. There was absolutely nothing to see on the journey across. It was totally dark outside the train, and a little claustrophobic. The crossing took about 30 minutes.

During the crossing, we made a change of plans. We were going to drive straight into London, but since we were able to cross early we decided to go to visit Canterbury on the way. We unloaded from the train, and I began to drive on the left side of the road for the first time. This was completely unnerving. I had the tendency to move over into the right lane at every turn and roundabout. I was so afraid I was going to have a wreck. There were roundabouts everywhere. I have never seen so many anywhere else. Many of them would come up with no warning, and I would sometimes be halfway through one before I realized it was there. I thought they were very dangerous. At the very first one we encountered in Dover, I instinctively moved over into the right lane when we came out of it. My sister yelled immediately and I got back in the left lane, but the entire drive was stressful.

We drove through rolling, green hills for about 30 minutes before arriving in Canterbury. We parked, withdrew some cash from an ATM, and got something to eat. I had fish and chips, but the fish was really flavorless. After eating, we walked all over Canterbury. We saw a lot of references to the Canterbury Tales. We walked all over the city – along cobbled streets, around the city walls, and around the famous Canterbury Cathedral. Outside the cathedral, there were vendors selling all kinds of things, and a young Japanese guy singing old American songs for money. We killed a couple of hours there before heading on to London.


Me in Canterbury


The traffic going into London was very heavy. The fast lane on the highway was the right lane, which is the opposite of on the Autobahn and the interstates in the U.S. On the other side of the highway, we once saw where a guy had lost his camper he had been towing. It was spread across several lanes, and he had traffic backed up for about 5 miles. Speaking of miles, all of the highway signs were in miles instead of kilometers. This is the only European country that I had ever seen use miles. On the way, we saw Leeds Castle off in the distance, but we didn’t stop and visit it.

A couple of hours after leaving Canterbury, we arrived at our hotel. We had a little trouble finding it, and more stress driving. It was really tough searching for the hotel while trying to make sure I stayed in the left lane at all times. Our hotel was The Thames Lodge in Staines. Staines is a suburb on the outskirts of London. Our hotel was directly on the Thames River, which runs through central London. We unloaded and walked to a KFC to eat because there didn’t appear to be a better option around (besides the fact that I love KFC).

After eating, we went back to the hotel, and I called my wife to tell her we that arrived O.K. This had been my son’s last day of (German) kindergarten, and she said some of his teacher’s really got choked up. All of the kids made him a drawing and they were put into a scrapbook. His teachers tried to talk my wife into leaving him in school. They said he was doing really well, but he balks at going every single day. So, we finally decided just to pull him out.

Day 2, Saturday, June 10, 2000 – Today, we were planning to go into London and take a bus tour of the city. When my sister was getting ready, she plugged her curling iron into the socket. After a while, I smelled something burning and saw that her curling iron was melting. The voltage was 220, and the curling iron was for 110. She had an adapter so the plug would fit, but the voltage was too high for the curling iron. It just completely melted and was smoking. I had to set it outside the window to avoid setting off the smoke alarm.

While waiting, I read a newspaper editorial. The editorial was about the new movie, “The Patriot”, and it was very critical of Americans. The guy seemed to be trying to say that the British actually won The Revolutionary War. That was quite a revelation to me. That is one thing I have noticed since living in Europe. Out of all Europeans, it seems to me that the British are the most critical of Americans. In the newspaper and on TV, they always have something negative to say about America. One night, while watching TV, I heard a movie critic sarcastically say “If you want to see a movie about how the Americans single handedly defeated the Germans without any help from anyone else, then watch Saving Private Ryan.” This same critic was on TV during the Oscar ceremonies, and he kept telling viewers that the American viewers were surely jealous that a British director had won for “American Beauty” and Michael Caine had won for best actor. The truth is that most Americans couldn’t have cared less.

We skipped breakfast and caught a train into central London. We ate a bite in the train station, and then caught another train over to “The Big Bus” offices. I had booked us on a city tour with “The Big Bus” company. The tour was a hop on, hop off tour that covered the entire city. There were also optional walking tours and a boat tour up the Thames River.

We got on the bus, and went on the first part of the tour. We went by Margaret Thatcher’s house, and through the really rich part of London. When we got to Trafalgar Square, we got off the bus to go on a “Royal London” walking tour. We had some time to kill, so we explored the square. Trafalgar Square was originally built to reflect the grandeur of the British Empire. In the square, there are 4 huge bronze lions, a fountain, and Nelson’s Column, which is a 185-foot tall granite column commemorating the death of Lord Nelson. There were pigeons all over the place. There were also homeless people sleeping on every bench. Mom and my sister had a lot of fun feeding the pigeons. I took a picture of Mom with pigeons perched all over her.

We killed time around the square until it was time to go on the walking tour. The tour was advertised as a walking tour of the royal palaces, including the changing of the guard ceremony. However, we were told that there would be no changing of the guard on that particular Saturday. All of the guards were rehearsing for the queen’s birthday ceremony, which was to be held the following Saturday. So, we got to watch the practice ceremony, which was called “The Trouping of the Colors”. We saw the mounted cavalry and the royal guards – the guys with the big bear skin hats. Overall, it was a very impressive show, like a parade, and our guide said it was much better than the changing of the guard.


In London with Big Ben Behind Me


We continued on the tour, and saw James Palace and then Buckingham Palace. James Palace is where the changing of the guard normally takes place, and Buckingham Palace is the Queen’s London residence. We then got back on the bus, and continued our tour past all of the major sights. We drove past the Parliament Building, Big Ben, St. Paul’s Cathedral, Piccadilly Circus, the Tower of London, London Bridge, and Westminster Abbey. We saw the London Eye, which is the new Ferris wheel that they installed for the millennium. It is enormous, but it goes around very slowly. They actually load and unload it while it is moving.

We rode the bus to the point where the Thames River cruise departed. We got off, and walked down to the pier. There were several boats there, and I wasn’t sure where we were supposed to go. I asked a man, “Big Bus?” “No sir”, he said, “This is a boat. But we take Big Bus tickets.” Then he laughed and winked at me. While waiting to board the boat, canons were being fired directly behind us. There was some sort of ceremony going on, and the canons fired every 15 seconds or so for about 15 minutes. The noise was deafening, and gave me a serious headache.

We got on the boat and had a leisurely cruise up the river, taking in all of the major sights from the water. The guy conducting the tour was cracking jokes all the way up the river. Then, he asked us all for a tip and passed his hat around. We rode down to the London Eye, where we got off the boat. The pier around the London Eye looked like a carnival. There were people selling all kinds of things along the waterfront.

We made our way through the circus, and got back on the bus. The buses were really packed, and there were huge crowds of people everywhere. We first rode back to Stop #1 on the tour, where the Big Bus Company had a souvenir shop. I bought a beer stein, and Mom and my sister picked up a few things. Then we rode over to The Hard Rock Cafe, where we bought T-shirts. We actually had to stand in line for 15 minutes just to buy shirts. The girl who sold me my shirt was from Australia, and we talked about living in Europe. She told me that she didn’t find the British to be very friendly, and asked how it was with the Germans. I told her it was the same, but that in America people were very friendly. She told me that people were friendlier in Australia, too.


In Trafalgar Square

We hopped back on the bus and finished out the tour by seeing Kensington Palace (where Princess Diana lived) Notting Hill, and Harrod’s, the most famous department store in the world. We got off the bus at Notting Hill, and walked through Kensington Gardens. We saw the place where the people placed all of the flowers at the gate after Princess Diana was killed. The area reminded me of Central Park in New York. There was a lot of greenery, and people everywhere. My sister said she was surprised at all of the nationalities. London is a very diverse city, with lots of people from India, Africa, Arab countries, and Asian countries. Many of these people had emigrated from countries that were former British colonies.

By this time, it was getting late. So, we tried to find a subway station. We walked forever before we finally found one. We were going to try and make it to Kew Gardens, because Mom wanted to see a major botanical garden. But my guide book said that it was about to close. So, we rode the subway, passing by Wimbledon on the way, and changed trains to ride back to our hotel. When we changed trains, we missed the departing train by less than 30 seconds, and had to wait 20 minutes for the next one. Anyway, we finally made it back, went out and had some pizza, and walked around by the river for a while before getting some rest. My sister and Mom walked along the river until pretty late, but I went to bed early.

Day 3, Sunday, June 11, 2000 – Our plan for the day was to leave London and drive to the West Coast in order to board a ferry the next day to Ireland. On the way, I planned a stop at Avebury, which a prehistoric sight similar to Stonehenge. We got up and left London before 9:00. We had some difficulty finding our way back to the highway, but we eventually made it. On the way, we passed the exit to Windsor Castle, which is the normal residence of the queen. I passed on the chance to see the castle, but I regretted it a little.

About an hour into our trip, I thought about my passport for some reason. In a flash, I realized that I had left it at the hotel. It was in my shirt pocket hanging on the back of the door in the bathroom. I had decided on a different shirt that morning, and forgot to put my passport away. I called the hotel on my cell phone and told them what happened. I was furious with myself. I hate to backtrack, but we had no choice. So, we turned around. I drove very fast (over 100 mph) getting back to the hotel. I will probably get a few speeding tickets in the mail. Once again, we had to go through the process of finding the hotel. We found it, picked up the passport, and once again left. But, I always try to make the best of any situation. Since I had regretted not going to Windsor Castle, I decided that we should stop there on the way out. It was a good thing we did.

Windsor Castle was incredible. It was the biggest castle I had ever seen, and very beautiful. Outside of the castle, there was an outdoor church service going on. It was a 2,000-year celebration of Christianity. There was a boy’s choir, and a band playing. The Thames runs right by the castle, and there were dozens of swans in the water. At the front of the castle, there was a very long, straight driveway. Green fields and trees were on either side of the driveway. I recognized it immediately. I had seen this on TV lots of times. Mom commented that the castle was the highlight of her trip up to this point. She said I had taken a bad situation, forgetting my passport, and turned it into a positive situation. I told her that I always try to turn negatives into positives. I always try to find something positive in a bad situation.

We left Windsor and continued toward the coast. Twice I got into the right lane coming out of a roundabout. I was very paranoid that I was going to have a wreck. Driving on the highway was not a huge problem, but driving through towns required a lot of concentration. One thing that kept unnerving me was that the fast and slow lanes are reversed. In Germany, it is illegal to pass on the right. But, in England, the fast lane is the right lane. So, I had to get accustomed to that. Another thing was that all of the signs were in miles, instead of kilometers. So, when I saw a speed limit sign, I had to continuously convert to kilometers, because our speedometer reads kilometers per hour. I also found out that gas is even more expensive in England than in Germany. I filled up the minivan, and it took almost $80. Gas was almost $5 a gallon!

We stopped along the highway to eat at a rest area. There were a few shops there, a hotel, and several restaurants. I had KFC for the 2nd time in three days. That is one fast food chain that I have never seen in Germany, and I really like chicken. The food court was upstairs, and I had to take the escalator down when we finished eating. There was a group of teenagers near the escalator, and one of them tried to go down the wrong way. He didn’t get very far before he fell down. He turned to his friends, and I heard him say, in a heavy British accent, “I narly broke me lag” (Translation: I nearly broke my leg).

After eating, we continued toward the coast. We stopped off at Avebury, in central England and not far from Stonehenge. Avebury contains a lot of prehistoric stone circles similar to Stonehenge. However, unlike Stonehenge, in Avebury you can get out and walk among the stones. The Avebury stone circles are also much bigger than at Stonehenge. As we were coming into Avebury, we saw some signs indicating that there were some additional historical sights to be seen. So, we stopped, parked the van, and climbed up to the top of a long hill. The surrounding countryside was hilly and very beautiful. There were a lot of wheat fields, and the wind made the wheat look like waves in the ocean. Up near the top of the hill, there were 2 huge crop circles. Avebury and Stonehenge both attract a lot of new age, spiritual types, and someone like that probably created the crop circles.

At the top of the hill, there was an ancient burial chamber. The chamber was thought to be over 3,000 years old, and I went inside and explored a little. The inside was just like a long cave. I came out, and read a little bit more about the sight. A little over a mile away, there was a huge, green hill. My guidebook said that it was the largest manmade prehistoric mound in Europe. It was hard to believe that it was manmade because it was so huge. The book said that the top of the hill used to be a sight for trading among prehistoric people.

We walked back to the van, and drove on into Avebury. We parked and walked down to the stone circles. The reason for the circles is still somewhat mysterious, but they are believed to have religious significance. We walked among them, snapping pictures and taking video. I thought there were a lot of strange people hanging around, but they probably looked at us and thought the same thing.

We finished looking around, and then continued our drive. Pulling out of the parking lot, I got in the wrong lane. A man was pulling into the parking lot, and just stopped in the road while I got out of the way. My sister and I talked a little about some of the European customs that she thought were strange. For example, you never receive ice in your drinks here, they drink carbonated water, and they normally call the restroom, “the toilet”. There were a lot of things that unnerved me when I first came over here, but now I am used to them. Europeans think that we are strange for referring to the toilet in a restaurant or gas station as “the bathroom”. There is no bath in there. So, it goes both ways. There are things that we take for granted that they think are really strange.

We drove across the remainder of England, and then crossed a large toll bridge into Wales. The bridge looked like the Golden Gate Bridge. The scenery began to change immediately. The hills were very rocky and rugged. There were sheep grazing everywhere. The fences were all of hedge. Some of the drive reminded me a little of Spain. It surely didn’t look like the rest of England. All of the signs were printed in both English and Gaelic, which was completely undecipherable to me.

We eventually made our way to our Bed and Breakfast in Fishguard. It was called the Stanley House, and the rooms were really nice. It overlooked the ferry terminal. Mom and my sister had a view out onto the bay. I went into my room and caught a glimpse of my face in the mirror. It had been really burned by the sun and wind. Mom and my sister wanted to go out and get something to eat, but I was really exhausted and not at all hungry. I had driven a long distance during the day, and they had both slept some. The woman at the B&B told them that there was a restaurant just a couple of blocks away, so they went to try it out while I relaxed and got ready for bed. It was only about 8:00, but I was beat. I read an article from a newspaper I had picked up in London about Craig Venter, CEO of Celera. It said that his company has almost decoded the human genome, and an announcement would be made soon. I thought for a while about the implications of this, and they are really hard to grasp. We are about to switch from the information age to the biotechnology age. I kind of wish I had become a genetic engineer, but I am getting off the subject.

Mom and my sister came back and said they found the restaurant, but they were completely ignored when they sat down to eat. So, they sat there for a few minutes, and then came back to the hotel. They snacked a little and we all got some rest.

Day 4, Monday, June 12, 2000 – We had originally planned to take a 6 a.m. ferry across to Ireland, but the ferry crossing had been canceled because the boat needed a new motor. So, they rebooked us on a late afternoon ferry. We now had most of the day to kill, but fortunately we were adjacent to the coast and Pembrokeshire National Park. We talked to our hosts about what they would recommend to see in half a day, and they told us to drive down the coast to a little town called St. Davids. They said the drive down the coast was lovely and there were some ancient ruins at St. Davids.

So, we ate a fantastic English breakfast – eggs, ham, sausage, toast, orange juice, and we checked out of the B&B. The man at the B&B told me the price for the rooms, but I thought that was higher than the price I had been previously quoted by his wife. I had her quote in writing, and later checked and found out that he had overcharged me. I don’t think he did it on purpose, and it was only about $10. I didn’t figure it out until we were in the van, so I decided to let it go.

We started driving down the coast toward St. Davids. The road was a very narrow country road that was almost completely deserted. There were long stretches of road that were only one lane, with high embankments on either side. If we had come upon any traffic, it would have been impossible to pass. Once, we came over a hill and there was a tractor in the road. We almost hit it. After a while, we pulled over at a very rugged section of coastline. It looked a lot like the Oregon coast, and it was really spectacular. Where we pulled over, the waves were splashing over the rocks. There were a lot of huge rocks sticking up out of the water. The beach was also rocky, with a large hill behind it. I noticed a cave going back into the hill, which I presumed had been cut out by the tides. I walked about 50 feet into the cave. The floor of the cave consisted of small rocks, and water was dripping down from the top. When I got far enough that I didn’t have much light, I turned around and came back out.

We continued down the coast. Along the road, we saw purple foxgloves growing wild everywhere. We pulled off again at a tiny town, Porthgain, and again got out and explored. There was an old abandoned mining operation that looked somewhat like old Roman ruins. I climbed up a very tall hill overlooking the town, and had a great view up and down the coast and out into the ocean.

We left Porthgain, and drove into St. Davids. Our guidebook said that St. Davids is the smallest city in Wales. The city is 1500 years old, and was visited by William the Conqueror after he conquered England. St. Davids has a magnificent, purple-stoned cathedral and the ruins of an ancient bishop’s palace. We walked around the ruins, and went in and toured the cathedral. I checked the visitors log and saw that only a few visitors from the U.S. had signed the book. When we were in the cathedral, my sister realized that she still had the room key to our Bed and Breakfast. Oops, so did I. We would have to drop back by and turn them in. We left the cathedral and went to the downtown area. Mom and my sister mailed some postcards, and then we all had an ice cream. When we left the town, we drove down to the beach. There was a fee to park, and since we were very short on time we just turned around and came back out. When I turned around, I went back to the right side of the road, and met a car immediately. The man just stopped in the road, and was smiling at me as I moved back to the left.

We drove back to the B&B to turn the keys in. Since I would have to see the owners again, I decided to ask them about overcharging me for the rooms. But, they weren’t home, so I left a note and stuck in through a slot in the door, along with the keys. We stopped at a gas station and bought snacks, and then boarded the ferry to Ireland. After being on the ferry for a while, an announcement was made that the ferry would be leaving one hour later than normal. I was not happy about this. We were already delayed from the morning ferry, and now this. The captain said that he knew people had been told that we were leaving on time, but the later departure had been scheduled for a couple of weeks. He blamed the mistake on a new employee that he said had just started work that very day. I knew this was complete bull, because they had told me one week prior to this that the ferry would depart on time.

Anyway, we finally left Wales. We had been upgraded to the Captain’s Club since we had been bumped from the 6 a.m. ferry, so we got to relax in a pretty nice lounge. There were complimentary champagnes, and I drank mine, Mom’s, and my sister’s. The boat was rocking a little, and my sister started getting sick. I went outside on the upper deck with her, and she started feeling better. I was freezing, though, and didn’t stay out there for long.

An announcement was made that movies were about to start playing in the cinema. They were playing Toy Story 2 and Erin Brockovich. I thought about seeing a movie, but I decided to go back to the lounge and rest. I read through some British newspapers for a while and we snacked on cookies that had been set out. Since we were not going to arrive in Ireland until almost 7, we decided to eat on the boat. We had some really fantastic food in the lounge. I had some really tasty tiger shrimp.

When we finally arrived in Ireland, I called the hotel on my cell phone and told them we would be getting there a little late. They said no problem, and told me it would take about 2 hours to get there from where we were. So, we started on our way. Ireland, true to all the pictures I had seen, was really green. When we first started driving, it was a little bit foggy. I noticed that Ireland tended to mix up their English and metric units on the roads. For example, I saw a sign that said “30 MPH Next 2 KM”. Not long after we were on the road, we got behind a very long line of cars driving about 30 MPH. The line was too long to pass, and the lead car would never speed up, even when the speed limit was 60 MPH. This went on for about 25 minutes, and I was getting very frustrated. When we finally came to a long stretch of road with no cars coming, the truck in front of me pulled out to pass, and I followed. We worked our way past the lead car, and I was just getting ready to glare at the driver for driving so slow when I saw that it was a hearse. We had been driving behind a funeral procession for 25 minutes.

We stopped in a little town and Mom and my sister withdrew some Irish money. We continued toward our hotel. The roads were very narrow and winding. Ireland seemed to be a very poor country, much like Portugal. Once, we drove past a highway sign that said “No Animal Incineration Here.” The sign was at the side of the highway, just like a speed limit sign. A few minutes later, there was another sign that said “No Animal Burning Here.” I started to feel like we were in Haiti, or some place where animal sacrifice and voodoo are rampant. All together, we probably drove past at least 10 of these signs. Some were official highway signs and some were handmade. We never did find out what they meant.

We had been driving more or less parallel to the coast. Eventually, we turned inland toward the Wicklow Mountains. We had to drive for over half an hour down some very tiny, winding mountain roads. There was almost no other traffic. The mountains were very similar to the Kiamichi Mountains in Oklahoma. They were not towering, they were more like very big hills. Some of them had been cleared and were covered with green grass and sheep. We eventually found our hotel, The Derrybawn Mountain Lodge. It was nice, and in a very scenic location. The only bad part is that I got a smoker’s room, and it stunk. I opened the windows and let it air out for a while. It was about 9 p.m. when we arrived, and I was really tired. After unloading the van, I watched a program on TV about the brain, and then fell asleep.

Day 5, Tuesday, June 13, 2000 – The night before, Mom and my sister had talked to a man in the hotel about what he recommended for the morning. He said that if we had a little more time, he would recommend hiking in the mountains. Since we only had the morning to spare, he recommended Glendalough (pronounced Glen-da-lock), which was very near our hotel. This was the site of some very ancient ruins. In the 6th century, a monastery had been built there. For almost a thousand years, student from all over Europe had traveled there to study. The Vikings put an end to that in the 15th century, though, when they looted and plundered the area.

So, we had a good breakfast, and then went outside and took some pictures and video. The view from the hotel was really great. There were green, rolling hills all around. Most of the hills had sheep grazing on them. I put my luggage in the van, and decided to listen to the radio while I waited on Mom and my sister. There was a talk show on the radio, and they were discussing Kosovo refugees. Apparently, 350 refugees had been placed in Ireland, and another 400 were on the way. Most of the callers were saying that 350 were O.K., but they didn’t want any more. They complained that these people were consuming their tax dollars and taking away jobs.

When Mom and my sister got to the van, we left the hotel. I instinctively pulled into the right lane, but my sister noticed immediately and said something to me. We drove a couple of miles to Glendalough. We got out and walked among the ruins. We saw the ruins of a church which hadn’t been used since the 1200’s. There was also a lake there, and the scene was really beautiful. When we were walking down the trail toward the lake, we stopped and read a sign that told us more about the ruins. A man was reading it, and he looked at me and said, “This sign should be on the other side of the trail.” I looked at him and nodded, but I guess he didn’t think I understood because he asked, “Do you understand English?” I smiled and said, “Yes, a little. American English.” He started laughing and said that he was Australian. An older couple was standing behind us and had heard our conversation. The man was tired of walking, but the woman asked him to walk down to the lake. The man said, “No, I am staying right here. Do you understand English?” We all laughed.

Parallel to the trail was a mountain. I estimated it to be 600-800 feet high. According to our map, the elevation was about 2,000 feet, but we were already well above sea level. I told Mom and my sister that I wanted to climb it. They thought I was crazy, but I told them that I thought I could climb it in 10 minutes. I don’t think they believed I could do it, but they told me to go ahead. So, I started up. The climb up was very steep, but fortunately there were plenty of trees to help pull myself up. I got halfway up, and my lungs were really burning. I stopped to catch my breath, and saw a deer less than 20 feet away. I got out my video camera and started recording it. I also took some pictures of it. It was bigger than a white-tail, and darker brown. It also had dingy white or yellow spots on it, and it was black around the hindquarters. I started to walk closer to it, and it started stomping it’s foot at me. I watched it for a few minutes, until I had caught my breath, and then continued toward the top. There were a couple of stretches that gave me problems because they were so steep. I passed several natural springs bubbling out of the ground. The water running down the mountain made the ground very muddy in some areas. I finally got to the top. I startled another deer that had probably been sleeping. I checked my watch: 13 minutes, but I was exhausted. I felt like I had just run 5 miles. I considered the possibility that I could have a heart attack up there.

The view from the top was really nice. I could look down on the lake, and I had a very good overview of the ruins. I could also see the surrounding mountain range very well. I shot several minutes of video, and then started down the mountain. I had not been able to climb straight up the mountain, so I was not sure where I was going to end up when I climbed down. The climb down was much harder than the climb up. The slope was very slippery due to the mud, and a couple of times I had to grab trees because I was sliding down the mountain. When I got to the bottom, I was really muddy. I came out onto the trail pretty far from where I started. I didn’t see Mom and my sister right away, but I walked down the trail and found them.

We left Glendalough and drove on to Dublin. We were to spend the rest of the afternoon in Dublin, and then catch an overnight ferry back to Liverpool, England. The drive from the mountains to Dublin looked a lot like West Texas. I have seen many areas in Europe that look like this. My sister commented on this, too. When we were coming into Dublin, we passed a shopping mall. We wanted to get some souvenirs, so we stopped and went inside. We didn’t find a lot in there, but I did spend some time watching people. There were redheads everywhere I looked. I noticed that the Irish seemed to be much friendlier than the English. I think they are much fonder of Americans than the English are, and they don’t have the attitude that they should rule the world.

We bought a few things, and then left the mall. We were going to try and find the Dublin Botanical Gardens and spend the afternoon there. We drove right through the downtown Dublin. There were people all over the place. I again saw many, many redheads. Traffic was very heavy in the downtown area. Dublin itself was not much to look at. It did not compare to many of the other European capitals I had seen. It certainly didn’t rank in the first tier of London, Paris, or Rome, and I don’t even think it belonged in the second tier of Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Oslo, and Madrid. We drove down to the port area so we would know exactly where to catch our ferry later on. There are two ports in Dublin, and we wanted to be sure that we didn’t arrive at the wrong one shortly before our ship sailed. The area around the port was very seedy. There were people living in campers near the dock. These people were living in extreme poverty. It didn’t look like the safest neighborhood in the world, so we left and continued to search for the botanical garden.

I could see on the map just about where the garden should be, but we couldn’t find any signs directing us to it. We would occasionally find a road sign, but then the road would split and we wouldn’t know which direction to go. We drove around and around, until finally I spotted something that looked like a greenhouse in the distance. We drove over to it, and there was the garden.

There was no place to park, but there was a restaurant next door. Since we had not had lunch, we parked there and went in and ate. It was a family style restaurant, and it was full of locals. There were a lot of older women sitting around in there drinking tea and chatting. I had a chicken quarter, and of course everything came with potatoes. Since we were in Dublin, home of world-famous Guinness beer, I decided to try one. It was very dark, and a little bitter. Overall, the meal was good but not fantastic. My sister commented that she thought that the potatoes would have been a little better, since they are Ireland’s specialty. I had to agree. I had two different kinds of potatoes on my plate, and they were nothing special.

We left and went into the botanical garden. I don’t guess I had ever been in a botanical garden before. There were of course flowers everywhere. There were a number of greenhouses that held plants from different areas of the world, including South Africa, Sierra Leone, South America and Australia. One of the greenhouses held the largest lily pad I have ever seen. It must have been over 3 feet in diameter. Another held tropical plants, and it was very hot and stuffy in there. It might have been O.K. on a cold day, but it was sunny and warm while we were in Dublin.

We left the botanical garden to explore Dublin a little bit more. We parked at a tiny shopping center on the outskirts of Dublin. Mom and my sister shopped for postcards and souvenirs at the shopping center while I wrote in my journal. When they were finished shopping, they filled out their postcards and we walked off in search of the post office.

After mailing the cards, we walked around in search of souvenirs. We eventually walked all the way to central Dublin, which was over a mile from the van. Mom didn’t think the area we were walking through looked very safe. Outside one apartment, I saw a woman sitting with her daughter. I was almost certain that they were some of the Kosovo refugees that had been talked about on the radio. I thought of how interesting it would be to talk to her for a while. She would probably have some incredible stories to tell.

We walked around the downtown area for a while, and finally found a place that specialized in Irish souvenirs. Mom and my sister loaded up, but I didn’t buy anything. We backtracked to the van, and we were really tired. I was about to drop. I had walked a lot of miles and climbed a mountain that day. We got back to the van, and had a couple of hours to kill before we had to be on the ferry. There was a McDonald’s across from the shopping center, so we decided to eat there. We tallied up our Irish money, and all we had left was $7 worth of Irish money. We didn’t think we could get much food for that, but we figured out that we could buy 3 Happy Meals. So, we sat down and each had a Happy Meal.

We left the parking lot and drove down to the pier. We boarded the boat around 8:30, and left Ireland about 9:30. The cabins were really comfortable, but the bathrooms were really small. I took a shower in mine, and it didn’t drain very fast. I ended up with water all over the bathroom floor. I had forgotten to bring up anything to read from the van, so I played cards with Mom and my sister for a while in their cabin. We were supposed to land in Liverpool at 6:15, so at about 11 I went back to my cabin and went to bed. Tomorrow we had to drive all the way back across England.

Day 6, Wednesday, June 14, 2000 – I woke up in the morning, and the boat was not moving. I looked up at the clock that I had brought with me, and it read 6:00. They were supposed to wake us up at 5:30 so we would be ready to unload when the ship stopped. By my clock, we would be unloading in 15 minutes, so I jumped up and got dressed. My sister and Mom had given me their key the night before so I could go in and wake them up. I startled Mom when I went into their room, but she got up and started getting dressed. I walked around on our floor, but it was completely deserted. I went down to the information area, and nobody was there. I couldn’t imagine that someone hadn’t noticed the time and had forgotten to wake us up. I looked outside, and I could see that we were stopped. We didn’t appear to be at a pier, though. Then, I looked up at a wall clock, and it said 5:20. What was going on?

Then, a few minutes later the announcement came that it was 5:30 and we would be getting off the boat in 45 minutes. I went back and told Mom that I must have set my clock wrong the night before. However, I found out later what actually happened. I had brought the clock from Germany. The voltage was correct, at 220. But, the frequency was different. Either my clock was designed for 50, and the boat was operating at 60, or vice-versa. The net effect, which I would see again on our next overnight ferry, was that my clock ran about 20% too fast. A minute was 50 seconds. Just another lesson on living in Europe. There are many different standards in all the various countries. I looked out the window again, and saw that the reason the boat was not moving is that we were passing through a series of locks. We would pull into one, and then it would be filled with water and we would float to a higher elevation before the lock was reopened.

We unloaded at Liverpool. It was drizzling rain. When we left the dock, I was very surprised to see that they did not check our passports. When we pulled out of the dock area, I was looking the wrong direction at the traffic and nearly got hit by a semi. Fortunately, this was the last day I would have to drive on the left side of the road.

The plan for the day was to drive across England to the East Coast, spend the day in York, and then catch an overnight ferry back to Rotterdam, Holland. York is an old Viking town. It was founded during Roman times, and later became the capital for the Vikings. It is also home to York Minster, the largest Gothic church in England, and whose origins date back over a thousand years.

We first drove through downtown Liverpool. Liverpool wasn’t much to look at, but Mom took a picture of a Liverpool street sign since that is where The Beatles had come from. We drove through the industrial heartland of England. Traffic was extremely heavy when we drove through Manchester. After passing Manchester, the landscape became very hilly. The hills were green, and there were lots of sheep and cattle grazing. We passed through another large city, Leeds, before turning north toward York. Outside York we stopped at a Burger King to eat a little breakfast. But, they were closed, so we walked next door to a gas station and we all had ice cream for breakfast.

I had read that driving in York was really difficult, because a lot of the streets were ancient and very narrow. The layout of the city is also confusing. So, we parked at the edge of the city and took a bus into town. I told the bus driver that we wanted to go to the York Viking Center. He stopped at a bus stop and pointed us in that direction.

It was drizzling rain. There was no line at the Viking Center. I had read that most of the time in the summer the line is over an hour long to enter. The first thing we did was ride the “time train”. We sat backwards on a train that traveled backwards. Scenes from England’s past flashed in front of us. We passed WWII, WWI, the 1800’s, and the 1600’s, etc. until we finally reached the Viking era. Then, the train car turned around and took us through a typical street from Viking times. This was the exact location where they had excavated Viking ruins, and everything displayed was authentic, even the smells. And the stench was really unbearable. Sanitation was not very good then, and they went to great lengths to recreate the smells – even the latrine. They had life-sized, realistic models of Vikings young and old. All of the models were recreated from skeletons found in the area, and are believed to look like the people actually looked. My impression was that they were not a very attractive race. Some of them looked like they almost weren’t human. Their teeth were terrible, their foreheads were sloping, and their hair was very stringy and unkempt.

At the end of the train tour was a Viking Museum. It contained a huge number of the actual artifacts that were found in the area. These included weapons, clothing, preserved insects, and even a sample of real Viking manure. They also had several skeletons on display. Many of these had been killed in battle, and their wounds were really severe. Several had indentations in their bones from swords, and a couple had their skulls cracked open. It must have been really tough to be a Viking.

We left there, and walked around downtown York. It was a really neat city. One area, The Shambles, is a perfectly preserved medieval street. There was an outdoor market near there, and we shopped a little. Then, we made our way through the town to see the cathedral. It was a monster. It was not as tall as the Cologne Cathedral in Germany, but it was probably larger overall. It contained the most impressive stained glass windows that I have ever seen. The designs were very intricate, and there were so many. My guidebook said that this cathedral alone contained half of the medieval stained glass in all of England.

When we left the cathedral, we shopped a little and just wandered around. Mom and my sister stopped in every other shop to look around. We went into one shop that advertised that they could look up and print out your family crest. I looked up “Shirley”, and found it, and my sister found “McCarter”. The shop was full of medieval weapons for purchase, and even had an old coat of armor for sale – for $4,000. My sister bought a set of bagpipes for Jeff there, and had them shipped back to the U.S.

By this time, it was getting close to lunchtime. We had seen a Pizza Hut earlier, and we decided to go back there to eat. We went in and ordered the buffet, and I saw some pretty strange pizzas. Most of the meat pizzas had corn on them. I tried one, and it was O.K., but I had never seen corn on pizza before. They were also very big on the pineapple pizzas. Mom ate those up, but I wouldn’t even try it out.

After lunch, we still had a couple of hours to kill. I had read a lot about The Castle Museum, which came highly recommended. We decided to try it out. I am glad that we did. It was better than The Viking Center. An English doctor in the early 1900’s had started putting together a collection of artifacts from different time periods – mostly from the 1800’s and 1900’s. The museum bought out his collection and added to it. Part of the museum was actually in a castle, but it was huge. They had actually recreated streets from the 1800’s. You could walk into a post office or candy store that was set in the 1800’s. In the candy store, they actually sold candy that was popular 200 years ago. I bought some for the kids. I really enjoyed this museum. It reminded me a lot of the American History Museum at the Smithsonian in Washington. But, it was so big that we eventually started to run short on time, so we rushed through the last third of the museum.

One thing I noticed in the last part was that they had lots of displays on the great wars in British history. They stretched back all the way to the 1500’s, and were in chronological order. I was interested to see how they treated The Revolutionary War. When I got to this point in history, they had just completely skipped it. Hum, they must have forgotten about that one. Well, The Patriot opens there soon so that should jog their memory.

We left The Castle Museum, and went back to our bus stop. One of the buses came by, but didn’t stop. After a little while, another came by. We tried to flag it down, but it didn’t stop. We finally decided that the driver in the morning had let us off at a city bus stop, but that was not his normal stop. We didn’t know where the stop was, though. So, we started following the buses to try to find the correct bus stop. We walked a long way, away from the direction of The Castle Museum. Finally, I caught a driver at a stoplight and asked him where the bus stop was. It was right outside the museum, a couple hundred yards from the first stop we had waited at. We had walked a half-mile trying to find the stop, and it had been right outside the museum.

We left York and drove to Hull. Hull was a pretty big city, and we had to drive all the way through before we got to the dock. We didn’t have enough English money left to buy much dinner, so we snacked. I had chocolate for supper. We departed at 6:30 p.m., and would arrive in Rotterdam, Holland in the morning. I thought I had gotten us separate cabins for this trip, but apparently I screwed up. We had to share a cabin for this trip.

Day 7, Thursday, June 15, 2000 – About 5:00, the rocking of the boat woke me up. It was really churning my stomach, and my sister was getting sick. I got up and went outside. We were still out on the open ocean. Eventually, the coast of Holland came into view and within an hour or so we pulled into the port. It felt so good to drive on the right side of the road again. It would take us about 2 hours to get back to Düsseldorf, but we were first going to stop off in Kinderdijk, Holland. There is a huge concentration of windmills there.

We passed a lot of industry, especially chemical, on the way. After half an hour or so, we turned off the highway and followed the signs through several small, Dutch towns. We found a parking area close to the windmills. There was also a souvenir shop there. They didn’t accept credit cards, which was unusual, but fortunately I had some Dutch money. My sister bought some neat wooden shoes, and I think Mom bought a T-shirt and a couple of other things. I talked to the man working there for a little bit about the windmills, and asked him what he recommended. He said to walk down among the windmills, and stop and tour one of them.

The purpose of the windmills is to keep the land from flooding. Besides the windmills, and the canals that crisscrossed the land, the landscape looked like normal farmland. We walked down a paved path between the canals until we came to a windmill that was open for tours. The man taking the money for the tour was actually wearing very muddy wooden shoes. We went inside and looked around. There were several different levels, with steep steps leading up to the next level. People actually lived inside these windmills, and they were large enough inside to house a large family. At the top, we saw where the top of the windmill could be rotated to face the wind as it changed directions.

We finished up our tour, and walked back out. There were a lot of bicycle riders on the paved path, and there were ducks in the canal and walking along the path. We made our way leisurely back to the van, and then headed home to Germany. We had survived the trip without having a wreck in England or Ireland, which I considered to be a minor miracle. We would have about a day and a half to rest before leaving for the southern part of our European tour.

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Sunday, October 22, 2006

Lapland Holiday

This essay describes a trip that we took to Lapland right before Christmas in 1999. The trip can still be booked in the U.K. at Lapland Santa Holidays. I don’t think this experience can be topped for generating lifetime Christmas memories.


Hanging Out in the Snow


Day 1, Tuesday, November 23, 1999 - I had a business dinner the night before, so I got home late. My wife had gotten the kids in bed at 7:30. We had to catch a train to the airport at 5:48 a.m. I woke up at 4:45, and checked the news on the Internet. I was mainly looking for updates to the Texas A&M bonfire disaster that had just been reported in the news. I messed around a little too long, and we barely got to the train station in time. I was still buying tickets from the machine when the train pulled up.

Our first flight was to London’s Heathrow airport, which is one of the worlds busiest. We all had a little sinus congestion, and the pressure changes in the cabin were very painful to our ears when we were descending. I felt like my head was going to explode. Once we arrived in London, the kids started to really act up. They had gotten up early, and were pretty tired. I got some foreign currency; both British Pounds and Finnish Marks. In two years most of Europe will have a single currency, which will make traveling much more convenient (and less expensive). Currently, I have small change from a dozen different countries.

We found a McDonalds in the airport and let the kids eat. There were half a dozen British girls at the next table, and my wife told me later that they made some snide remarks about the way my son was acting. This really irritated me, because in our travels it is possible that we are the only contact some of these people have had with Americans. I want to make a good impression, because some of these people have in their minds negative stereotypes of Americans. I want to represent the U.S. in a favorable manner, as I feel we did in Norway and Italy.

In the airport, we had to recheck our luggage, and found out that my son’s flight reservation was wrong. His ticket was correct, but they had him listed in the computer as a Ms. Louise Rapier. Once we got that straightened out, the woman at the desk asked, “So, you are going to Helsinki, Finland?” I told her that we were just connecting in Helsinki, and then she said she had only checked our bags to Helsinki, where I would have to pick them up and recheck them. She went on to say that I should have told her, so she could have checked them all the way. Well, it said right on the tickets where we were going, so it was her mistake. And, it was to delay us later on.

What hadn’t really sunk in was that we were in London, one of the world’s great cities. I let my wife rest, and I took the kids outside the airport. Since the traffic patterns in England are different that we were accustomed to, we had to really be careful when crossing the street. The first traffic you encounter will come from the right, which is the opposite of what you are used to.

When it was time for our flight, we went back inside and headed for the gate. My son started trying to fight with me, and at one point got mad and ran hard at me. I stood my ground, and he bounced off of me and landed on the floor. He was really mad, and started yelling at me. I was completely embarrassed, and upset with my son for acting up. So much for making a good impression with the people around us.

We flew British Air to Helsinki. I was very impressed. During the flight, all of the kids got to go into the cockpit and meet the pilots. We had never done that before. I took my daughter and my son in there, and we chatted with the pilots for a few minutes. I think I enjoyed it more than the kids did.

There were many other people on this flight that were headed to the same place we were going. Our final destination was Luosto, Finland, which is about 75 miles inside the Arctic Circle, and “home” of Santa Claus. It is also near the Russian border. At Helsinki, the entire group (all British) had to wait on us while we waited for our luggage to come off. I felt like, as the only Americans, we were really under a microscope. Causing the entire group to wait on us was not the kind of attention I was looking for.

We went into a restaurant, where I heard people speaking Finnish. This is a very unusual language; it reminded me of an alien language from Star Wars. We ate, and then transferred to a flight going to Rovaniemi, Finland. Rovaniemi lies directly on the border of the Arctic Circle. Sitting next to me on the plane was a man from Romania. He tried to say something to the stewardess, but she didn’t understand him. He switched to German, and I understood what he was saying, and translated. He was terrified of flying, and we were going through turbulence. I asked him if he was Russian, and he said no, Romanian. He said he could speak Russian, and asked me if I knew how to speak Russian. I told him “No, all I can do is count to 3, but I have a good friend from college that is Russian.” He apparently misunderstood me, because he then started speaking to me in Russian. I just smiled and nodded.

Because of the ice and snow, the plane stops out near the runway and you walk to the terminal. Since the weather was below freezing, I got everyone’s coat out. My daughter’s was soaking wet. I had put water bottles in with the coats, and they had leaked. I had to carry my son, so my wife wrapped my daughter up and carried her inside. There were a couple of inches of snow on the ground, and someone had built a 12 foot tall snowman right outside the entrance. People were taking pictures, and I had to let my son down so he could touch it.

Once we got our luggage, we transferred to a bus which took us to Luosto. It was about 9 p.m. Finnish time (10 p.m. German time). It was past bedtime for the kids, but we still had to take a 90 minute bus ride. I assumed the kids could rest, but they sang Christmas songs and watched Christmas videos on the bus. On the way, I could see quite a bit, and the scenery was beautiful. There were fir trees everywhere covered with snow. There were numerous log cabins on the way, also. When we got to Luosto, we were given a short orientation around the resort, and then outfitted with ski suits and boots. By this time, it was almost midnight, but we couldn’t resist playing in the snow. I pulled the kids around in a couple of sleds that were outside our cabin.

Finally, close to midnight, we went to our cabin. For future reference, the cabins were operated by Scandic Hotels. Our cabin was a nice, big log cabin with a fireplace. There was also a bathroom, sauna, and TV. The beds were built out of the wall and were very comfortable. The kids were asleep within 5 minutes of lying down.

Day 2, Wednesday - I woke up early and walked outside. It was snowing, but not like snow I had ever seen. This snow stung my face. I looked at it as it fell on my coat, and it looked like tiny needles. Today on our agenda, we were supposed to look for Santa. We had lots of winter activities scheduled during the day. But first, we walked up to the hotel restaurant and had breakfast. The restaurant was a huge building made of logs. The floors were also made of wood. We had an English breakfast, which was O.K. but not great. They had scrambled eggs available, which had absolutely no flavor. They also had sausage, bacon, assorted cold meats, fruits, breads, Danishes, and cereals.


Getting Ready to Ski


During the day, we went sledding, skiing, snowmobiling, and took sleigh rides behind huskies and then later, reindeer. I shot a little video, but in the cold my battery didn’t last long. We were so far north, that it started getting dark about 2 in the afternoon. Once, when everyone else was sledding, my son and I were playing in the snow. The bus was parked up the hill from us, and I had walked away from my son. I heard a noise, and looked up to see the bus rolling down the hill, in the direction of my son. I was about equally close to my son and the bus, and I made a run for my son. The bus driver saw the bus rolling and chased it down. The bus driver said his heart was beating a hundred beats a minute. I am sure mine was beating faster than that.

Later on, my wife and my daughter were going for a husky ride. The driver walked away after they had sat down, and the dogs took off. The driver and another man both jumped on the back of the sled, and the dogs dragged them for about twenty feet before they could stop it. I told my wife later that if they hadn’t gotten the dogs stopped, they were probably in for quite a long ride.


Taking a Sleigh Ride


During the day, we saw several of Santa’s “elves.” They would play with the kids, and give hints as to where Santa could be found. As we were getting ready for a reindeer sleigh ride, someone shouted “Look in the forest!” There was Santa on a sleigh being pulled by reindeer. He was a couple of hundred yards away, traveling away from us. The kids were yelling, but he waved and went on.

Before the ride, my son kept petting the reindeer and saying “Nice horse.” After the ride, we went into what looked like an Indian teepee and had a ceremony welcoming us to Lapland. (Lapland is the northern part of Norway, Sweden, and Finland.) We all gathered around a fire, and two Laps danced around the fire and then smudged black paint on our foreheads.

Next, one of the guides said that one of the elves knew where Santa was. So, we went on a wild sled ride in the woods looking for him. We ended up at one of Santa’s post offices deep in the woods. But, Santa was not there. My son was really ticked off. The guide said that one of the elves had played a trick on us. My son said “Stupid elf.”

That night, we ate back in the hotel restaurant. There were a lot of children’s programs going on at the front of the restaurant, and I sat alone in a separate part next to a window. Outside, I had a view of a frozen lake ringed with snow covered fir trees. The lights were turned down, and someone was playing “Silent Night” on the piano. The atmosphere, and the view I had outside were incredible. I will never forget the feeling I had as long as I live, even when I am old and senile. At this moment, I felt like the investment we had made on this trip had paid off. I sat there and reviewed the day’s events in my mind. Every scene during the day appeared to be perfect for a Christmas postcard. We had done all sorts of things during the day that until then we had only dreamed about. In reviewing the day’s events, it also occurred to me that we had not seen a single wild animal. Not even a bird. I found that odd, but I guess it is just too cold this time of year.

After the children’s program was winding down, my son came over and sat by me. We were looking out the window, and suddenly there was Santa again on his sleigh. All of the kids started yelling, and within 30 seconds there were around 20 people crowded around my table for a better view. My son and I had the best seats in the house. When Santa got to the end of the lake, he turned and came back toward us. This time, his sleigh actually flew in the air. While all the kids were yelling “Look, he’s flying”, my son said “I see a rope.” Fortunately, he didn’t say this again, and none of the other kids heard him. I explained to my son that Santa didn’t need a rope to fly. Unfortunately, my daughter was a little late getting back to the window and didn’t get to see Santa fly.

After all the excitement, I went to the information desk to ask some questions. There was a young Finnish woman and a British woman at the desk. After I started talking to them, the British woman asked “Are you from Texas?” I said yes; at this point, during short conversations I have given up explaining that I am from Oklahoma but have lived in Texas for 11 years. The British woman said “You have a beautiful voice. I just knew you had to be from Texas. I just love your accent.” I always feel a little awkward when someone pays me a compliment, but I just smiled and said “Thank you.” The Finnish woman wanted to know exactly where we were from, and how we liked living in Germany, and where all we had traveled. She went on to tell me that we were the first Americans to ever come on this tour. She asked how we found out about it, and I told her that we had seen it advertised on the Internet before we ever came to Germany. I joked with my wife that they were flirting with me, but she just rolled her eyes and laughed.

We walked back to the cabin, and played outside in the snow. We all made snow angels, and then my wife just laid down in the snow while I played with the kids. I showed them how to eat snow. I told them that it was O.K. to eat snow here, because the air was so clean. I also told them to make sure the snow was clean, and to never, ever, eat yellow snow, especially when there were dogs around. After going back in the cabin and getting settled down, the kids were soon asleep.

Day 3, Thursday - I got up about 6:30 and decided to build a fire. It had been cold the morning before, and I wanted to warm the place up before everyone woke up. The wood was a little damp, and I was trying to get the fire built without turning on the lights. I had stuffed newspaper in the fireplace, and I had some small pieces of wood in there to get it going. When I was trying to light the fire, I burned my finger. I went into the bathroom to run cold water on it, and while I was in there, the smoke alarm started going off. The person who had come by for housekeeping had closed the damper (I had opened it the day before when I was thinking about starting a fire). The whole place was full of smoke, so I ran into the room, hands soaking wet, opened the mantle, and started trying to dismantle the smoke alarm in the dark. The ceiling was 12 feet high, so I climbed up on the top bunk (which was my bed) and stretched out and jerked the battery out of the alarm. By this time, though, my wife and my son were awake. My daughter was so tired that she slept through the whole thing.

My son started asking for M&M’s as soon as he woke up. I said no, and he started screaming and throwing a fit. He was about to wake my daughter up, so I decided to just go ahead and give him some to shut him up. He immediately settled down, so I didn’t regret doing it, but I don’t like to do this because it may lead him to believe he can get his way by throwing a fit.

On the way to breakfast, it was again snowing hard. My wife said “Happy Thanksgiving“. I hadn’t even realized that it was Thanksgiving. I probably would not have realized all day if she hadn’t said something. I hadn’t thought about it one time the day before, so I probably would not have realized at all during our trip. It occurred to me that this would probably be my first Thanksgiving ever without turkey. I can’t remember a Thanksgiving without turkey and the Dallas Cowboys playing football in the afternoon. Texas and Texas A&M would also be playing football the next day. My wife and I talked about this game, and how emotional it would probably be. Because of the bonfire disaster, many, many people had gone back to College Station. I expected a huge crowd for the game, but I thought it would be a solemn event. We talked about the difficulty of the 12 families going about Thanksgiving preparations after having just lost a child the previous week.

After breakfast, we left to do more of the things we had been doing yesterday. We had heard that today would be the day we would find Santa. We started out riding snowmobiles, which the British called skidoos. In addition to their accents, they pronounce several words completely differently from us. Vitamin comes out “veetamin” and schedule comes out “schedule” (no “k” sound). Anyway, my wife really liked the snowmobiles, and kept riding over and over on the track. The track went up a hill into the woods, made a circle, and then came back. I rode with my son, and stopped once to take a picture. I again thought how the entire scene in every direction looked like a Christmas postcard.

Later, we rode through the forest in a one horse open sleigh. We had lunch in a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere. My son and I built our first snowman together in front of the house while my wife and my daughter were cross-country skiing. I think we did a really good job with the snowman, and when I went to help my daughter with her skis, my son stayed and worked on the snowman. He had eyes made of bark, a smile made up a short fir branch, and a nose made out of a sharp stick. With my son sitting there by himself, it looked like he had done the whole thing on his own. People were coming over to look in amazement that this little boy could make such a nice snowman. When I went back over there, there were several people complimenting him on his nice snowman.

After lunch, another elf told us that they knew where Santa was. So, we left in sleighs pulled by snowmobiles. We covered ourselves in reindeer rugs. The ride was nice, but the exhaust from the snowmobiles made it difficult to breath. We rode deep into the forest, where we came upon a log cabin in front of a mountain. I can’t even describe the scenery; it was just magnificent. There was a reindeer tied up outside. We walked up on the porch, and through a window we could see three elves making toys.


Santa in His Workshop


I walked around the side of the cabin, and saw Santa sitting in a chair by a fireplace. I told the kids that I thought Santa might be inside. All of the families were split up and taken inside. While we waited, we had snowball fights with the snowmobile drivers. My daughter and my son really liked this. When it was our turn to go in, we walked inside the room where Santa was. The kids were just awestruck. They had both written letters to Santa, and he had their letters. He told them that they had come further than anyone to see him, and that he was so happy to see them. He said that he had never seen them awake before, only when they were sleeping on Christmas Eve. He talked to them for a while, and gave them both a present. Both the kids just stood there with wide eyes. After we left Santa, we got to go into the room where the elves were working. They spoke “elf language” to the kids. After watching them for a few minutes, we once again boarded the snowmobile sleighs and headed back to the bus. I thought that the whole experience felt like being part of a Christmas movie.

We let the kids open their presents in the bus, because several other children had been allowed to open theirs. One of the things my daughter had asked for was a “Jane Barbie”, as in Jane from Disney’s Tarzan. This is what she received, and her eyes really lit up when she opened it. My son had been saying constantly that he hoped Santa got him a Power Ranger - the strawberry (red) one. So, my son got a red Power Ranger with a motorcycle. He was also very pleased. My daughter mentioned that she thought Santa would have a much bigger house and workshop. We had to explain to her that we had been told that was only one of Santa’s smaller workshops. His main house and workshop is at the North Pole, which was further North than we were.

My daughter had made a friend on the trip, so we let them sit together on the bus. The girl was 2 years older than my daughter, but not much bigger. From the back, her hair looked a lot like my daughter’s. Her parents were from London, and we spoke with them at length later in the trip.

After we got back to our cabin, I wrestled on the bed with the kids for about an hour. We had also done this the night before; I never seem to be able to wear them out. When the time came, my wife took my daughter to the restaurant early for more children’s programs. My son and I were going to wait until later to go. We stayed in the cabin and watched Finnish cartoons on the TV and wrestled on the bed. After supper, we all once again played in the snow for a little while, before getting the kids to bed early.

Day 4, Friday - I woke up wondering whether the Cowboys had won, and how the Texas A&M game would go. I would not know until Sunday. Today, we had many options. We could have gone skating, downhill skiing, cross country skiing, ice fishing, make an excursion to an amethyst mine, or visit Santa Park in Rovaniemi. We chose Santa Park. During the 90 minute bus ride back to Rovaniemi, I remained awestruck with the scenery. This place was a real wilderness. I would like to return in the summer and go hiking.

We arrived at Santa Park, which is a theme park built in an underground cavern. There were several rides for the kids with Christmas themes. There was a roller coaster, and then a train ride through a Christmas fantasyland. My son really liked the train ride, but my daughter was partial to the roller coaster. There was also a reindeer carousel, and a helicopter ride that you propelled with pedals. We pedaled around the park on an elevated track; my wife with my daughter and my son with me. This was quite a workout on the legs. We stayed there about 3 hours, before leaving and going to the Arctic Circle Shopping Center, which was a small mall.

While my wife shopped, I let the kids play in a little playground inside the mall. There were six kids there playing, but I was the only parent there watching their kids. I guess most of these parents are more trusting than I am. My daughter played with her friend from London. They could have probably played for hours. Once, while my son was climbing the ladder on the slide, a Finnish boy came along and pushed him off the slide. The boy was 2-3 years older than my son, and a full head taller. I ended up having to pull my son off of him, because I thought he was going to hurt him. My son thought I was going to be mad at him, but I told him that it is O.K. to take up for yourself.

From there, we went back to the Rovaniemi airport. We had a couple of hours until our flight, and we visited with the parents of my daughter’s new friend. The mother asked if we would meet them for dinner at the Rainbow Cafe in London the next evening, and we said O.K. She said she would call the place we were staying and set up a time. We exchanged addresses and phone numbers. She asked whether we had relatives in England, and I told her that on my Mother’s side our family tree went back to England. She asked the name and what part of England. I told her “Shirley”, but I didn’t know what part of England they had been from. She turned to her husband and said “Oh, of course. They were from the north. There is a wrestler, ‘Big Daddy Shirley’ that comes from there.” My wife told me later that this certainly had to be a relative of mine.

The flight back was a charter flight. The plane was only about 25% full, so there were plenty of seats. We let my daughter sit by her friend in front of us. This turned out to be a mistake. Her parents slept in the back of the plane. The little girl pestered the stewardesses every time they came down the aisle, and they were really getting irritated. I think they thought we were her parents and should control her. She also kept getting out of her seat and running up and down the aisle. My daughter tried to do this too, but we stopped her. During the flight, the movie was the new version of “Miracle on 34th Street.” The kids were also allowed to go back into the cockpit and visit the pilots.

Once at the airport (London’s Gatwick this time) we collected our luggage and caught a cab. Our luggage was wet, so we thought something had leaked inside. Instead, it turned out to be raining hard outside. It was only a five minute ride to the Bed and Breakfast where we were staying. It was in a London suburb called Horley. I sat in the front seat. Since it was a British car, I sat in the position that a driver in an American car normally occupies. I told the cab driver that this was the first time I had sat in this position in a car and not been driving. He made some small talk with us, but I had a really tough time understanding his accent. I think he was Indian, but his British accent was very strong. When we got there, we quickly got settled in and started planning the next day’s activities in London.

We had never stayed at a Bed and Breakfast before. It is basically a room in someone’s house. It gives you more of a chance to meet local people as well as other travelers. My son was acting up, so we told him that we thought a policeman lived there. Who knows, maybe one did. And my son has a healthy respect for policemen. Anyway, that really calmed him down. Every time he started acting up, all we had to do was say “Listen. Is that the policeman I hear?” He would calm down immediately.

Day 5, Saturday - During the night I had dreams of Finland, and then we awoke to a cloudless sky. I wondered if the Aggies had won their football game. We had a big English breakfast, which was very good. We loaded up the backpack, and walked about 10 minutes to the train station. My wife and I didn’t wear heavy coats, because it didn’t feel too cool and we assumed it would warm up. Gatwick airport is actually about 30 miles south of London, so we would have to ride the train into downtown London. When I was buying the tickets, the man at the window asked how old the kids were. When I told him my daughter was five, he told me that if she was under five she could ride for free and then he winked at me. I repeated to him that my daughter was five, so he charged me for her ticket.

On the way, I studied the English countryside. I don’t know about the rest of it, but I found the 30 mile ride into London a little boring compared to some of the places we have been. After we arrived at the station, we went upstairs to eat. We ate at KFC for the first time in probably 8 months. Halfway through lunch, my son told me he needed to go to the bathroom. I asked him if he could hold it, and he said no. So we found the bathroom, and it was filthy. I don’t understand why men’s bathrooms so often look like pigpens. My appetite for lunch was ruined.

We booked tickets right outside the station on a London bus tour. These tours are hop on, hop off, and good for 24 hours. They also have several different routes available. Once again, I was asked about my daughter’s age when I was buying the tickets. After I said she was 5, the man told me that my daughter would ride free if she was under 5. He then raised his eyebrows and shrugged his shoulders as if to say “I have got no problem if you tell me she is under 5.” I repeated that she was 5, and he charged for the ticket. I left thinking that these guys either thought Americans were either really honest or really stupid.

The kids insisted that we ride in the top of the double-decker bus. The top was open, and my wife and I were freezing. Instead of warming up as we had anticipated, it actually got cooler during the day. We had a number of sights to choose from on our tour. We were interested in the British Museum, the Natural History Museum, Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum, and the London Dungeon. My wife also wanted to go into Harrods if we had time. The British Museum is renowned as one of the world’s greatest museums. It contains the Rosetta Stone, as well as extensive Egyptian and Assyrian collections. The Natural History Museum has huge dinosaur and insect exhibits, which we thought the kids would like. We weren’t sure they would enjoy the wax museum, and besides there is another branch in Amsterdam that we are planning to visit soon.

The London Dungeon is supposed to be one of the most popular attractions in London. It is a medieval horror museum that has a show called “The Jack the Ripper Experience.” We had decided that we could not go with the kids, but when they heard us talking about it, they begged to go. It was the most convenient sight to see; we would not have to change buses. So, against my better judgment we got out and waited for a half hour in line. Here is an advertisement for the London Dungeon that I pulled off the Internet:

Peer through corroded railings in a dank, dark, musty-smelling maze of gloomy arches and eerie nooks, with the railway rumbling overhead. You'll see medieval torture scenes and hear the screams as the rack tightens. The location, artifacts, atmosphere and basic idea of presenting the grizzliest moments of British history are successful and most people enjoy their visit. A recent addition is the Jack the Ripper experience, which has provoked protests for its glorification of a murderer. Still, the coach parties pile through, and the shop does a roaring trade. The Dungeon is least busy Monday to Wednesday mornings.

There was a family from California behind us in line. When we got to the front of the line, we entered a narrow dark passage where scary music was being played. My son got scared and wanted me to pick him up. My daughter got scared and wanted to leave. I tried to tell her she could close her eyes, but she started crying and wanted to leave. So, after wasting half an hour standing in line, we left. The California couple said that they were afraid the kids were looking a little scared as we got closer to entering the place. My son kept telling my daughter that he was mad at her, but I reminded him that he got scared too. I told my daughter that it was O.K. to be scared, and I should have used better judgment in the first place. I should have never even considered taking them in there.

So, we hopped on another bus and continued to see the sights. We saw Big Ben, Buckingham Palace, Kensington Palace (where Princess Diana had lived), St. Paul’s Cathedral, Piccadilly Circus, the Tower of London, London Bridge, Westminster Abbey, the Parliament Building, Notting Hill, and Harrods, the most famous department store in the world.

We got off the bus at the Natural History Museum, and spent a couple of hours in there. The kids spent a lot of time in the insect exhibit, which was really “hands-on” and aimed at children. There was also a rain forest exhibit which the kids liked. After the rain forest, we visited the extensive dinosaur exhibit. My daughter really liked this, but my son rushed us through it. He was ready to leave. Overall, we really rushed through London, but we will go back next summer. There is enough to do in London to keep a person busy for at least a week. Riding through on the bus really allowed us to see a lot, but sometimes I felt like I was just watching a movie of London instead of experiencing London.

So, we left and hailed a cab on the street. On the way to the train station, we passed Harrods again, and they were really lit up for Christmas. (Harrods is owned by the father of the man Princess Diana was engaged to when they were both killed). We took a 10 minute ride back to the train station, and rode back out to where we were staying. After leaving the train station, and on our way back to the Bed and Breakfast, we stopped in a restaurant and ate Chinese food. Then, we went into a supermarket and stocked up on goodies for the kids for the flight out the next day.

Day 6, Sunday - At breakfast, the owner told us that the couple from London had called yesterday after we left to try and set up a time to get together. Oh, well, they should have called early. My original plan for today was to either explore the suburb we were staying in, or ride back into London for the day and then leave on a 3:00 p.m. flight. But, the suburb didn’t look too interesting, and we didn’t have time to go back into London. I knew there was a flight leaving at 11:40, so we were going to try and make that one. We caught a cab at 10:00 and headed for the airport. The cab driver told me that we should visit Scotland in the summer. He said it isn’t very crowded, and the scenery is fantastic. That sounds like a good trip next summer.

When we got to the airport, I talked to the woman at the ticket counter and got us put on standby for the next flight. The airport had the moving walkways (like a flat escalator) that zip you along. While we were walking on one of these, a woman in front of us fell and got stuck in the belt. People with their luggage and luggage carts started piling into her. There was literally no place to go, so I turned around and yelled to the people behind me to walk backwards quickly. I grabbed my son and we attempted to back up. Fortunately, this gave someone enough time to hit the emergency stop and get the woman out.

We went through security, and my wife realized about 10 minutes later that she left her purse there. This almost gave me a heart attack, but they still had it when she went back. My wife went in some stores looking for some English language magazines, and the kids sat down and played. There were a number of computer terminals set up where you could browse the Internet for about $0.16 a minute. So, I browsed the Internet while my wife shopped. I found out that both the Cowboys and Aggies had won. The crowd at the A&M game had been well over 80,000, making it the largest crowd ever to watch a football game in the state of Texas. I also checked stock prices, and looked to see if anything newsworthy had happened in the last five days.

We found out at the gate that there was room on the early flight for us. My son slept almost all the way home. The only negative was that we realized my daughter had taken her coat off in the airport and left it there. But, this was a small price to pay.

In summary, this was the trip of a lifetime. I love to visit wild and exotic locations, and they don’t get much more wild and exotic than the Arctic. The scenery was really indescribable, and the kids had more fun than on any other vacation we have been on. Our London visit was too brief, but we will go back soon. Our next vacation will be two weeks in April. We are still trying to decide where to go, but some of the possibilities are: Turkey; Spain, Portugal, and Morocco; or Austria and Switzerland.

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